On Politics

Some dude on MSNBC just said, "Politics is show business for ugly people."

Fierce.

Dan Diaz

Sean: "He's so far in the closet - "
Dan Diaz: "he's in Narnia?"

From ROFLcon

Twittered by dbrowell:
When asked why it seems so many memes are of white men, a guy on a panel said, "I just think other cultures have better things to do."

The staff helpers at ROFLcon have tshirts that say, "STAFF CAN HALP?"

Joey's Personality

"I deployed my personality, and he just crumpled."

Sean loves martini glasses

"its like a shot but with a triangle in it."

Max-imum Awesome

"I feel that Othello is very depressing and that if Othello had had beer pong he wouldn't have strangled his wife."

Kadam is funny:

"Only you can prevent house drama!"

Friend of Kadam:

"On a scale from one to physics, this game is ninja."

A Prairie Home Companion

Garrison Keillor: "Success sits uneasily with a farmer."

Why Shannon is awesome

Shannon, a graduate student of English literature: "I am feeling mutinous today."