Jane Walks Into a Room

Jane (in Nihongo): "Bat Glasses!"

Note: She is wearing Batman 3-d glasses.

Sean: "What is wrong with you?"
Lincoln: "What is right with her?"

Python & MySQL

"S is for shit I shouldn't have to do!!!!"

(5:38 am)

Lincoln Troll

Sean: "Yes, vacuum sealed, cryogenically frozen towels would be ideal, but these we're going to wash."

Numbers

Sean: "Eight is different from a thousand."

President Obama

Rosa sat so that Martin could march; Martin marched so that Obama could run.

Sean

"Cake batter is aligned with my face!!"

Sean, with mouth full of cake batter.

Jane

"Stop mousing on my fat!"

Strange Maine: Sturgeon Attack

"The marine patrol officers had never heard of this happening before, but a commander in the Augusta office says while it is a rare occurrence, boaters should be aware of the dangers of leaping sturgeon."

From Strange Maine

President Obama

For the first time in my life, I am proud of my country.

The Holy Trinity:

Lincoln, DotA, and Coffee:

"I have coffee... which means I'm going to get a lot of last hits."

Marc Amos Said

"#ffffe5 is the new #ffc."

Asia

"Why learn English? Is it just to chat with friends? HSA reminds you of the right answer: to become prime human capital in the global economy."

Jane

"I don't know anything about people."

Sean

"When I took that keilbasa out of the package it almost exceeded my penis limit."

Wait Wait, September 28

"[Clay Aiken], the actor and singer who rose to fame on American Idol five years ago confirmed he is gay in a cover story for People magazine; he says he's come out now because first he has a son now, he wants to teach that son to be truthful in his life, and secondly - aw, come on! Many of Mr. Aiken's fans, known for their conservative musical tastes and for being as clueless as a box of hammers, were shocked by the revelation."
...
"In other shocking revelations this week, John McCain said he was old, and Barack Obama revealed himself to be black."

My Preciousssss

From This Week's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:
"James Carville...that guy gets spookier looking every year, doesn't he? He's beginning to look a lot like that Lord of the Rings character, Gollum. He held onto the ring a little too long."
"And Hillary is his precious."