Firefox!!!

Miya (and everyone else): "C'mon Firefox, don't be a douche..."

MDW

"We no longer have an economy bus, we have an economy Sedan."

Too true, too true.

Jane Walks Into a Room

Jane (in Nihongo): "Bat Glasses!"

Note: She is wearing Batman 3-d glasses.

Sean: "What is wrong with you?"
Lincoln: "What is right with her?"

Python & MySQL

"S is for shit I shouldn't have to do!!!!"

(5:38 am)

Lincoln Troll

Sean: "Yes, vacuum sealed, cryogenically frozen towels would be ideal, but these we're going to wash."

Numbers

Sean: "Eight is different from a thousand."

President Obama

Rosa sat so that Martin could march; Martin marched so that Obama could run.

Sean

"Cake batter is aligned with my face!!"

Sean, with mouth full of cake batter.

Jane

"Stop mousing on my fat!"

Strange Maine: Sturgeon Attack

"The marine patrol officers had never heard of this happening before, but a commander in the Augusta office says while it is a rare occurrence, boaters should be aware of the dangers of leaping sturgeon."

From Strange Maine

President Obama

For the first time in my life, I am proud of my country.

The Holy Trinity:

Lincoln, DotA, and Coffee:

"I have coffee... which means I'm going to get a lot of last hits."

Marc Amos Said

"#ffffe5 is the new #ffc."

Asia

"Why learn English? Is it just to chat with friends? HSA reminds you of the right answer: to become prime human capital in the global economy."

Jane

"I don't know anything about people."

Sean

"When I took that keilbasa out of the package it almost exceeded my penis limit."