On Politics

Some dude on MSNBC just said, "Politics is show business for ugly people."

Fierce.

Dan Diaz

Sean: "He's so far in the closet - "
Dan Diaz: "he's in Narnia?"

From ROFLcon

Twittered by dbrowell:
When asked why it seems so many memes are of white men, a guy on a panel said, "I just think other cultures have better things to do."

The staff helpers at ROFLcon have tshirts that say, "STAFF CAN HALP?"

Joey's Personality

"I deployed my personality, and he just crumpled."

Sean loves martini glasses

"its like a shot but with a triangle in it."

Max-imum Awesome

"I feel that Othello is very depressing and that if Othello had had beer pong he wouldn't have strangled his wife."

Kadam is funny:

"Only you can prevent house drama!"

Friend of Kadam:

"On a scale from one to physics, this game is ninja."

A Prairie Home Companion

Garrison Keillor: "Success sits uneasily with a farmer."

Why Shannon is awesome

Shannon, a graduate student of English literature: "I am feeling mutinous today."

K. Adam White

had this to say, via SMS:

"Closed captioning renders indoctrinated as in dock trip natured."

Web Design

Sean, after being subject to a long rant about web design fashions versus utility versus my own style:
"This is the difference between you and me. To me, it's mostly a motherf-ing website; to you it's a psychoeconomic work of art."

Owen

sean: owen likes girls who like girls who like boys who like girls.

In Techhouse

Kadam: I had a dream last night that I went to a party with sean and he went home with some girl.
Joey: oh god, don't tell sean that.
Kadam: yeah, sean is getting more action in my subconscious than in real life.

The Gay One

Joey: was the gay one there?
Shannon: Jesse?
Joey: no, the really gay one.
Shannon: Robbie?
Joey: no, the really really gay one.
Shannon: Craig?
Joey: yeah, him.
Shannon: yeah, he was there.

Pundit on CNN on Super Tuesday:

"It's hard to run against a movement!" Referring to Hillary Clinton, the near-incumbent, and Barak Obama's Movement.