I miss techhouse

Overheard: "then you run into the chainmail loincloth problem."

There's a saying...

"There's a saying in business: When somebody doesn't stop talking, it's called marketing; When they shut up and listen, its called sales."

Goose Rock Design

The Goose has a new face.

Genius.

18 minutes on Genuius, by far the most brilliant and heart-warming thing I've heard in months.

Standards

Anon: "Hey. Apply some standards to my lap."

I started laughing as I said it.

Joey: "It's just an iframe with an absolutely-positioned... piece of bacon."

(Re: this)

"My mother...

... is the Pope of baking. Anything she makes is worthy of Jesus himself. And Jesus LOVES brownies."

Jane Sez:

"The question is, if Lemon Curd is so delicious, why does it have such a bad name?"

Joey should teach.

Lincoln: "I wish you had been my history teacher. All of them."

Lincoln is on Fire

Miya: "So Kadam asked what was going on at the Fountain tonight."
Sean: "And what did you say?"
Lincoln: "All MIA?"

Good Chat from the Fountain

Lincoln: "My bread machine has a 58-minute bread cycle."
Joey: "... ... I have three and a half bathrooms in my house."
Lincoln: "Well what you said made sense."
Joey: "I don't know - what's half a bathroom?"

Question:

Lincoln: "DInosaurs or chocolate?"
Dan: "That is not a question."

Miya (Rumored)

: "Are Moses a polygon?"

Miya

: "I really like the word 'felony'. It's pretty. I think I would name a daughter 'Felony'."

Christmas

Joey: "Christmas is not for the decorations."
Lincoln: "Its for the Lulz."

The Concorde

Kadam: "when you line a plane with taxpayer dollars, it goes faster."