Boston Boston Boston Boston

Shannon: "its so great when you realize that you don't have to drive yourself home when you drink - you just pay a foreign guy to do it for you."

I just found this quote

on a piece of paper that must be from years ago.

"Recall is an act of disciplined re-imagination."

Grandparents (AIM)

Joey: I have grandparents inbound.
Joey: Ugh. :-(
Sean: ancestrofail.

Sean's Nipples

Sean: "my nipples are not compatible with whipped cream."

Dan Byers's Dreams

"I love sex dreams, and I love zombie dreams, but I hate it when I have zombie sex dreams!!"

Awesome Variable Type

Haskell: an ass-tuple.

code secret at barcampboston

"your demos fail because your code SUCKS"

"I wonder if anyone has ever read the comments in my resume.HTML"

"float:right = dammit"

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I'm at the Middle School

An eighth grader just said, "Keep your eyes on the road....keep your balls on your head!"

Andrew McPherson

Andrew: Are you buying?
Joe: Oh you missed this whole part of my life. I'm actually gay.

A Prairie Home Companion

In Lake Wobegon there is a sign at the Side Track Tap: "Beer is now cheaper than gas - don't drive, drink!"

Jinaabah

"It's okay, as long as my cancers are symmetrical, it's alright."

Re: Brendan

DDub: "Don't be emo, just be better."

Critics

The brazilian author Paolo Coelho, in his blog recently referenced a quote by Irish playwright Brendan Behan about critics, art literary, and otherwise:

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. Theoretically they know the best way to do it, but that’s as far as they get.”

Important Question:

What do you call a group of gay guys?

A pride.

Shannon and Joey:

Building A Bridge Between Gayland and Straightville Since 1998.

Kadam, on the Internet

"This past month has reaffirmed my belief in the internet--for all the chaff, there is a lot of delicious, delicious bread to be made from all that tasty inter-wheat."