My Family

Me: "Hey, did you know that the clock is wrong on your laptop? It's an hour off."
My Father: "Yeah, I know. I tried fixing it and I couldn't figure it out."
Me: "It seems that its set to the wrong time zone."
My Mother: "What time zone is it in?"
Me: "Atlantic."
My Mother: "...what is it supposed to be?"
Me: "...Eastern Standard Time."

Later on...
My Mother: "All this plastic is so wasteful. Everything is covered in plastic. Cd cases, plastic wrap, soda bottles. We would save so much oil if we didn't use as much plastic."
My 21 Year Old Sister: "...wait...what's the connection between plastic and oil?"
Me: [stares]

Jane

"I think I saw a guy I knew on the T today, but it might have been his identical twin brother...they look very similar."

Some Web 2.0 Bullshit

When Joey found the this link this morning, he did the following things:

- Posted to it Facebook, Delicious, and Digg
- Sent it to TH Fun
- Set it as his Facebook, Twitter, and AIM statuses.
- Posted it to his other blog.

Sean had this to say:
"It appears that Joey is now manually routing packets through the Internet."

Kurt Was Right

"The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around."
- Kurt Vonnegut

Punk Boyfriend

I have always wanted a punk boyfriend like my sister has always wanted a puppy.

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In regards to This Announcement,
"If McDonalds wanted a TLD...
...then ICANN has .chzbrgr?"

Lincoln is Awesome

Jane, playing Chrono Trigger: How do I get this door to open???
Lincoln, debugging with Sean: I don't know, but we need to focus, so can you please not...well...speak?

An Endless Series of These

Sean: Step one, cut a hole in the Internet. Step two, put your junk in the Internet...

Shannon, Editor Par Excellence

"Can i tell you, there are few things in life as entertaining as three english-specialty editors and one math-specialty editor trying to work out quadratic equations."

Things that Resemble Owen

(AIM)
Kadam: i finally found a smiley theme i like... i have to admit, after a decade of detesting smileys, gmail's chat interface won me over

Owen: haha.... just like after a decade of detesting macs, living with
me won you over

Owen: really, I'm a lot like gmail chat.

Scary Tubes

Joey, in a Thunderstorm: It's doing this again?
Lincoln: What, scary tubes?
Joey: ... Scary tubes??
Lincoln: The lightning!

MCM Bullshit

(Quoting a Brown MCM article about Game Design,)

Kadam: "Game designers see themselves as artists in their own right... (Freeman 2004:16)."
Kadam: You don't need a citation for that, cock...

Canadia

Jamie: Life is so boring without Quebec.

New Word

Futilitarian.
(care of K. Adam White)

Religion of choice

My friend Andy calls himself a "freelance monotheist".