New Material Discovered: Weird

Dan: "I got a lot of munchies that will never go bad because they're made out of weird."

Unfeeding

Jane: "My cat is a fat fat fattie and I need to go unfeed him."

Long Division

Dan: "Often I am walking down the street and I find two numbers that need dividing."

Names

Sean: "Who the hell names themselves Harmonius Botch?!?"

Jane

Jane: "There's a nipple on the ceiling next to the cello. Like Miya."

Found by Kadam:

from an article talking about how to make fun of obama, listing things to mock:
"He's effete: He's well-dressed. He eats arugula -- which he buys at
Whole Foods. He mocks those who use guns. He is, as we mentioned,
quite thin. He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay."

Joining Channel echhouse

Sean: echhouse: where no one can hear you scream.

A Protest

Shannon: A few punk wannabe high schoolers standing outside of a building does not a protest make.

Words

Shannon: I thought that words like nondescript were better than words like bad.

My Mother, the Pope of Cooking

Sean: Meatloaf is a very difficult thing to make correctly.
Joey: You've never had my mother's meatloaf.
Sean: No, that's not a fair thing to say at all. That's like saying, 'People aren't very pious.' 'But the Pope is!'

Orange

Joey: Are you greatly opposed to orange?
Sean: ... Orange has a time and a place.

Elwen is still awesome!!

Elwen: "the longer the beard the closer to god."

Captain Hammer

The Hammer is my penis.

Dr. Horrible

BSG

Sean: "You know what I need? More hot, Cylon action."

Mary Poppins

Joey: "Mary Poppins is my robot!"

No content necessary.

DotA Pt. 2

Sean: "It's one AM. Do you know where your children are? Playing DotA."

DotA has taken over our lives.

"Quick, deny the jelly!"

Hotness: Volcanic

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Never!

Sean: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a semi full of hard drives."

Trolls!

Sean: I like to think that there are trolls in the hills, menacing the hippies.

Anonymous

"Yeah I'm basically running an entirely Grandma-funded startup right now."

Anonymous

"that's what happens when you date ~16 people.. you've optimized the process"

Linguistic Problems with the GPL

A comment from Slashdot:

Re:There is substance to the disagreement. (Score:5, Funny)
by Hal_Porter (817932) on Wednesday July 09, @02:36AM (#24112811)

Personally I prefer the BSD licenses or Mozilla type licenses.

I prefer the windows source code license, the true name of which I can't even mention here without being raped by lawyers. Vicious, orc like lawyers in blood stained expensive suits. But the language, the dark language of Microsoft legal composed at the feet of the Dark Lord Gates himself, has such power. One glimpse at it damned de Icaza to a life as wraith.

If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.

Good Hippy

Sean: "What a good hippy I am. I just put a paper bag in a paper bag."

RMS

Richard Stallman(.org): "If you have information for me, please email it to rms at gnu dot orgy minus the y."

TRUTH

Sean: "There's a certain level of being true that above which everyone just has to lol. Them's the rules."

Matt Said This

Matt, of Where the Hell Is Matt: "I used to think all bed and breakfasts were run by little old ladies. I now realize the little old ladies have died out and sold their businesses to gay couples."

Owen, This One's For You

Benedict: I swear, every girl I was attracted to in high school ended up being a lesbian.
Joey: So you're a boy who likes girls who likes girls.
Sean: You're an Owenosexual!

One Texture Sean Doesn't Like

Sean: So there's only one texture that I can't do, and that's a whole sashimi in one bite. I can't do it, it activates my gag reflex.
Lincoln: You apparently cannot deep throat sashimi.