Baseball Analogy Par Excellence

Governor of Ohio at the Dems Convention: It was said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base, and thought he hit a triple. Well, The second George Bush came into office on third base, and then stole second.

Barack Obama

Dude on NPR: "Barack Obama typically has this ability to read from a phonebook and have it sound inspiring."

God

Miya: I feel like to respect god but not respect human culture is to miss the point of god.

Jane's pie is so delicious

Sean: I'm getting pieabetes!

"n00b", noun

Shannon: i would just like to say
that i am fully editing my first manuscript
and it is about video games
Shannon: and i just corrected nOOb to n00b
Shannon: because, well, it was wrong.
Shannon: my note says "zeros, not letters! n00b!"
Shannon: :-P

Wait Wait

From Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:

"In just a minute, Cory receives this week's shipment of limericks from our factory in Nantucket."

Compatability

Joey: Could you have a relationship with a feminine gay guy?
Sean: Well, no, but thats because I'm not backwards compatible.

iPhone.WIN

Via SMS
Sean: I miss Dota. Also, my phone capitalized that.

The Apple Philosophy

Via AIM
Sean: I wish Steve Jobs designed my tux
Sean: because then it would only have one button