The Holy Trinity:

Lincoln, DotA, and Coffee:

"I have coffee... which means I'm going to get a lot of last hits."

Marc Amos Said

"#ffffe5 is the new #ffc."

Asia

"Why learn English? Is it just to chat with friends? HSA reminds you of the right answer: to become prime human capital in the global economy."

Jane

"I don't know anything about people."

Sean

"When I took that keilbasa out of the package it almost exceeded my penis limit."