the Serif / Sans-Serif Religious War

Joey: "Apple is like the Jesuit Order of the Sans-Serif Religion."

DotA

Joey: "I rise today in support of the motion before this house for playing a round of DotA."
Lincoln: "I move to roll noobs."
Sean: "Second!"

Taste

Sean: "Joey, you are singlehandedly delaying this upgrade by fifteen minutes or more. The complexity and sheer magnitude of your tastes requires immense computation."

Miya Comment du Jour

"Hey, there's my friend with a starfish on his face!!"

Knights of Cydonia Video

Sean: "Hey that was from the same year as the cowboy laserdisc robot unicorn holograms."

(reference)

Firefox!!!

Miya (and everyone else): "C'mon Firefox, don't be a douche..."

MDW

"We no longer have an economy bus, we have an economy Sedan."

Too true, too true.

Jane Walks Into a Room

Jane (in Nihongo): "Bat Glasses!"

Note: She is wearing Batman 3-d glasses.

Sean: "What is wrong with you?"
Lincoln: "What is right with her?"

Python & MySQL

"S is for shit I shouldn't have to do!!!!"

(5:38 am)

Lincoln Troll

Sean: "Yes, vacuum sealed, cryogenically frozen towels would be ideal, but these we're going to wash."

Numbers

Sean: "Eight is different from a thousand."

President Obama

Rosa sat so that Martin could march; Martin marched so that Obama could run.

Sean

"Cake batter is aligned with my face!!"

Sean, with mouth full of cake batter.

Jane

"Stop mousing on my fat!"

Strange Maine: Sturgeon Attack

"The marine patrol officers had never heard of this happening before, but a commander in the Augusta office says while it is a rare occurrence, boaters should be aware of the dangers of leaping sturgeon."

From Strange Maine

President Obama

For the first time in my life, I am proud of my country.