: "I really like the word 'felony'. It's pretty. I think I would name a daughter 'Felony'."
Monday, December 15, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Christmas
Joey: "Christmas is not for the decorations."
Lincoln: "Its for the Lulz."
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The Concorde
Kadam: "when you line a plane with taxpayer dollars, it goes faster."
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Saturday, December 13, 2008
Anonymous
"No, I cant get a cosmo because then I'd have to rich Joey in the ass.". @Miracle of Science
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Friday, December 12, 2008
Twitter John Hodgman
hodgman: "The best way to meet a 3rd Stage Guild Navigator (GNS III) is to stop the flow of spice. Then they show up quick. No more questions."
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Web 2.0 is Fun!
Joey: "Oh no! Stikkit is shutting down!"
Sean: "Did someone tell them where?"
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
We're Going to Open a Bar
And we're going to sell only two things: Fail Ale, and Win Gin.
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Great Image
Sean: "Really the better image is Cher walking up to a bar with three hundred gay guys and saying, 'They're with me.' "
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Monday, December 8, 2008
English
"English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."
Found by Miya
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Friday, December 5, 2008
Ira Glass
"This has led to fewer tortillas for the poor, and unappetizing tortillas for everyone else."
From Part 3 of his Discourse on Storytelling, which I highly recommend.
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Thursday, December 4, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
More Fun with the Cookie Gun
Jane: "Hey Dan, wanna shoot some cookies with me?"
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Cookie Gun
Lincoln, while examining a cookie gun: "Wait... this causes the cookies to have shapes put into them."
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Tuesday, December 2, 2008
NEW MEME
From Lincoln: "The Proest Ward: A Documentary"
== "The [adjective]est [noun]: A Documentary"
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Monday, December 1, 2008
Penis Limit
"I'm pretty sure penises are exponential... logarithmic at least."
- Anonymous (not me, I promise)
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