Wait Wait, September 28

"[Clay Aiken], the actor and singer who rose to fame on American Idol five years ago confirmed he is gay in a cover story for People magazine; he says he's come out now because first he has a son now, he wants to teach that son to be truthful in his life, and secondly - aw, come on! Many of Mr. Aiken's fans, known for their conservative musical tastes and for being as clueless as a box of hammers, were shocked by the revelation."
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"In other shocking revelations this week, John McCain said he was old, and Barack Obama revealed himself to be black."